a couple weeks ago tqvu forced me to take his bluetooth earpiece because after seeing a car narrowly avoid crashing into me as i pulled out of a parking lot while on the phone, he was convinced i would die a fiery death if he did not at least make an attempt to halt the progress.
over the past few weeks i have taken it out every couple days or so to use it, usually during my commute back home whence i call up old friends and lovers for idle conversation.
two days go tqvu msgs me online to ask how often i use it. "maybe once every two days," i tell him. "why?"
"well my dad's earloop broke, and he uses his all the time. just give me the earloop."
sure, i told him, and gave it to him later that night.
today, he messages me again:
him: heyyy
me: hm?
him: sooo...can i get that bluetooth?
me: hahahaha yes
him: my dad just called me
and was like...hey so...thanks for that earloop last night
i was all like...yeah no prob
then he says...yeah, i dont know what happened but it didnt charge right last night
so i put it in my pocket
my shirt pocket
but the shirt pocket had a hole and it fell out...
and then i ran over it with my car
me: ....
him: and then i was like...........
me: AHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
him: ...............
me: HAHAAHAHHAAHAHA
him: ...............
me: your dad
him: ...............
