can i just say....

that i am totally CREAMING MYSELF OVER DAVID HAYE?? he is fucking HOT! HOTTTTTT!!!!!

like craig david hotness x 100,000,000,000,000,000 megawatts!!!!!!! AH AND THAT BRITISH ACCENT OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!

did i mention there's like a river of saliva flowing from my mouth right now???

27 yrs, cruiserweight champ, orthodox, londoner, MOVING UP A WEIGHTCLASS SON!!! if he can do at 220 lbs what he's doing at 200, he could definitely dominate the heavyweight div. AHHH SIIIIICKKKK I'M SO EXCITED!!!!!

if there is a klitschko and haye matchup i is there mang, i is so there.


also, in other news, zab judah is a fucking idiot who can't box. first, he manages to cut himself up three weeks before a big fight. then, instead of postponing the fight with mosley, CANCELS it and lines up TWO MORE fights that he's going to cancel due to the fact he sliced up his face looking in a closet for his favorite pair of cubic zirconium earrings for the pre-fight press conference. i hope cotto smokes his cheap, clinchy, rabbit-punching ass.

no offense but....

i despise it when people say, "no offense, but -" or "sorry, but -". i loathe it. i hate hate hates it.

there is basically a 100% chance that i will be offended by the following statement even if it's something completely innocuous.


also, shit, damn, motherfucker the apartment smells like rabbit dung on crack. look at this overfed motherfucker whose smell is pervading our whole damn apartment.

in a few short months it morphed from this cute-ish thing that could fit in my shoe....



TO THIS HIRSUTE BEAST THAT COULD EAT MY FUCKING SHOE!! WTF!!!!



no, seriously. all i want is to eat this mf so that it can once and for all be gone from my life. please. someone. bear grylls?

mao-tipping and gay marriage

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SO SICK.

despite arriving in beijing today, i got my fucking wish.

i saw cut chemist live.

can i just say....SOOOO SIIIIIICKKKKKK. so sick. that man cuts shit up like nobody's binness. i've never seen anyone play turntables like a fuckin instrument, like a piano or something. made my whole week when he spun what's the altitude.

not much to look at hmm?? yeah we waited like, two hours for his ass to show, but it was so worth it, son. so. worth. it.

something serious

thanks to everyone who asked after our well-being here in shanghai. the news recently has just been getting worse and worse, first with myanmar, and now with the sichuan earthquake. if you can contribute, here are some sites dealing with relief and aid.

AmeriCare

Direct Relief International

Red Cross China

so far these are the major NGOs that are responding to the earthquake. i expect in the next few days more will have links for contributions.

jane says that the red cross society of china has also formed a disaster relief working group, here's the relevant information:

An emergency relief hotline, along with bank account information to receive donations to assist their cause:

Account name: Red Cross Society of China
开户单位：中国红十字会总会

For those who want to donate in RMB: you can send money to the RMB account at the Industrial and Commercial Bank of China branch below:
人民币开户行: 中国工商银行 北京分行东四南支行
人民币账号: 0200001009014413252

For those who want to donate in foreign currency, you can send money to the foreign currency account at the CITIC Bank branch below:
外币开户行：中信银行酒仙桥支行
外币账号: 7112111482600000209

Hotline: (8610) 65139999

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from where i was in northeast shanghai, i didnt feel a thing, but folks in pudong apparently did, and everyone downtown was evacuated from the skyscrapers.

i seriously wish this stuff was not happening.

my cannonhead

so, following our weekend of mayhem - during which ali turned 24 amongst a million other dramatic events that took place - a plethora of awkwardly scandalous pictures surfaced on various parts of the web (facebook, picasa, blogs). this unleashed a fury of untagging and threats of blackmail unless certain photos were removed.

i'm as vain as the next person, meaning i partook in the furious untagging and demanding, but once in a while i come across a photo of myself that makes me go, "damn. i really need to do something with that."

case in point:



my initial reaction - as was everyone else's - was: "cotdamn." i mean seriously, what else can you say to a photo like that.

anyway, i remembered looking at this one artist li wei's work and being really amused by all these photos of himself plunged into the earth or his head floating around looking rather confused.






so it inspired me to do something dada with my own head.


namely, fire it out of a cannon.

i still cant look at it without cracking up.

for those of you who asked, i wish i could take credit for the background, but it's actually a corner of an artwork by this graphic design artist fatoe (fatoe.com), whose work rich introduced to me. his stuff is amay-sing!


in conclusion, saturday night was definitely one of those you wish you could forget but know you can't nights. which can only mean it's going to happen again this weekend. haolaaaaaaahhhhh!

happy bday cooch!