my theory is that he is gay and cannot come out of the closet for fear of alienating his coterie, and this complex manifests in self-loathing and misogyny.
you know i'm right.
and the next time someone says that because a girl is wearing something she's just asking to be raped, i am gonna serve it so hard you're gonna feel like your face just got fucked by a hammer.
Monday, January 3, 2011
Wednesday, December 29, 2010
a rainbow so perfect....
i nearly got into a car accident trying to take a picture of it.
i was considering chasing after it for that fatty pot of gold but then i would have been late to work.
speaking of work, i'm starting think that my new suburban lifestyle is hazardous to the health. for one i'm always falling asleep during my commute. and i mean during. like, falling asleep while driving at 60 mph on the freeway. no bueno. for another, i've noticed that i'm turning into a hateful, vindictive creature. in the past, it was common for me to talk a lot of shit, but generally, i would keep the hating within boundaries. nowadays i find myself talking shit about everything from how a girl looks ("her face offends me") to professions ("spoken word is not a career, it's a hobby.").
who am i to say any of this? is this what life in the suburbs does to you??!?
HAHAHAH but who am i kidding? this introspection aint gon change SHIET! imma just keep dranking that haturrraaaadddeeeee wuddddupppppppppppppppppPPPPPPP!!
i was considering chasing after it for that fatty pot of gold but then i would have been late to work.
speaking of work, i'm starting think that my new suburban lifestyle is hazardous to the health. for one i'm always falling asleep during my commute. and i mean during. like, falling asleep while driving at 60 mph on the freeway. no bueno. for another, i've noticed that i'm turning into a hateful, vindictive creature. in the past, it was common for me to talk a lot of shit, but generally, i would keep the hating within boundaries. nowadays i find myself talking shit about everything from how a girl looks ("her face offends me") to professions ("spoken word is not a career, it's a hobby.").
who am i to say any of this? is this what life in the suburbs does to you??!?
HAHAHAH but who am i kidding? this introspection aint gon change SHIET! imma just keep dranking that haturrraaaadddeeeee wuddddupppppppppppppppppPPPPPPP!!
Thursday, October 28, 2010
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
the wtf files.
"Inside were invariably proposals, maps, hardware, tools, parts of a puzzle he and his crew would put together on adventures of incredible scale. Then came along The Spire."
The Spire?? WTF is the spire?? i hate it when this happens.
The Spire?? WTF is the spire?? i hate it when this happens.
Friday, July 16, 2010
older men
from time to time heterogirls will talk about older men they'd like to fuck. usually i draw a blank, because i'm not really an older guy kinda girl.
but then today i watched the trailer to cairo time and i was like HOLY FUCK. I WOULD TOTALLY DROP TROU FOR ALEXANDER SIDDIG. oh man, he is so fine. i already thought he was fuckn hot as balls in syriana, but it never really crossed my mind that he would be an OGILF. but after this trailer i can see that graying on his sideburns and the crows feet by his eyes deepening and i'm like damn. break me off a piece of that!!
then there's clark johnson from the wire, who i think about ALL THE TIME because he is fuckin hot as shit. and he's totally like, gentleman from the hood type. every time he appeared on the wire as editor of the sun my eyeballs would melt. i mean, during the show i was always like, man, i know he's like fkn at least 50+ and probably twice murried and divorced, but damn like if i worked at the paper i would DEFINITELY be working under him NAH MEAN NAH MEAN???!?!?!?
yeah seriously i could totally work with these two older men.
but then today i watched the trailer to cairo time and i was like HOLY FUCK. I WOULD TOTALLY DROP TROU FOR ALEXANDER SIDDIG. oh man, he is so fine. i already thought he was fuckn hot as balls in syriana, but it never really crossed my mind that he would be an OGILF. but after this trailer i can see that graying on his sideburns and the crows feet by his eyes deepening and i'm like damn. break me off a piece of that!!
then there's clark johnson from the wire, who i think about ALL THE TIME because he is fuckin hot as shit. and he's totally like, gentleman from the hood type. every time he appeared on the wire as editor of the sun my eyeballs would melt. i mean, during the show i was always like, man, i know he's like fkn at least 50+ and probably twice murried and divorced, but damn like if i worked at the paper i would DEFINITELY be working under him NAH MEAN NAH MEAN???!?!?!?
yeah seriously i could totally work with these two older men.
Saturday, June 19, 2010
Tuesday, June 1, 2010
oh mai goodness...
every day at work at around 3pm i get stupennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnndously hongry. hongry to the point where i eat nuts. i hold out for as long as i can, but eventually i crack and i eat nuts. ugh. when you're hungry, everything tastes good. except for nuts. nuts still taste like ass, but at least they make me less hongry.
hilariously awesome wkend in vegA$$ with the ladies where i made incremental improvements to the shade of my skin, ate ridiculous amounts of food, cut through the line like we was urrrrrsherrrrr and saw snooki, lil kim and the "solution" all in one night. so yes, awesome weekend indeed
hilariously awesome wkend in vegA$$ with the ladies where i made incremental improvements to the shade of my skin, ate ridiculous amounts of food, cut through the line like we was urrrrrsherrrrr and saw snooki, lil kim and the "solution" all in one night. so yes, awesome weekend indeed
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