dear diary,
today i parallel parked for the first time in an entire year. to cement my stature as supreme being of the universe, my mad pp skyLLzz were impeccable as always. i backed the car into the spot with perfect precision and effortless maneuvering. the quicksilver flow of my car along the sidewalk was a beauty to behold. a small crowd of pedestrians gathered to watch. afterwards they laid flowers at my feet when i emerged from the car's interior.
in other news, janus's spoiled ass demanded that i set up a tribute for her on lglbc, which i will ignore, because as soon as i get my new computer, i will put up a massive photoentry, inclusive of pictures of her skank ass. WHAT. UP.
until then, peace be unto you.
amen.
1 comment:
you. are. delusional. by "parallel parked", do you mean your disgusting and illicit sexual deviancy? by "crowd at your feet", do you mean the colonies of bacterial and other infections that your body seems to sustain so well? i would be as bold as to say that "emerging from a car interior" is flowery language for an equivalent hand gesture we used to perform oh-so-proudly: one hand brushes to the right, the other sweeps to the left, and a head nervously pokes out from the verdant flora. you know it. what. up. (which again, you cramped from ME).
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