THIS!!

why - you ask, is a prep school girl posing like she thinks she is a thug? actually, i'm trying to show off my newest accessory, that AWESOME beanie. that multi-dimensional, stylistically superb, complex dual-stitch beanie. it is seriously the coolest beanie in the world, nevermind that it's so tight it grips my head like a vise and basically stops all blood flow to my brain.
duh, i made it.
armed with nothing
but...
THIS!!

okay, enough craziness.
i'm gonna....you know....finish my application.